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User:jabamba (439538) Paid User
Jabamba, Girl Genius, Hope of Mankind
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Name:Jabamba Cochabamba's Hoydenistic Gloryhole
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Location:Henderson, Nevada, United States
Bio:Sometimes I have so much to do that I don't do anything. -Thomas Sowell

Contrary to popular belief, I do more than just harass the general populace. -[info]r3v0lt

"Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all." - Harriet Van Horne

"Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you." — Marlon Brando in "On the Waterfront"

"Mommy, if I were a kid actor in that movie...you know... an actor who played a kid in that movie...a kid actor...and I got that box, the one Tomb Raider Lady was looking at... And it was mine and I was looking at it... And I was a kid actor in the movie, I woulda opened it. Just to see what was inside.. 'cause she didn't and that made me mad." -my son, after watching Tomb Raider

Winston Churchill, many say, once said, "A man younger than 30 who's not a liberal has no heart and a man older than 30 who's not a conservative has no brain."

Be who you are.
THEN do what you do.
-Rush Limbaugh

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I should probably mention that I have kidlets. Four of them. After the bitterest of custody disputes spanning five years, everyone is happy. I work for the great State of Nevada but am not inclined to tell you exactly what it is I do. I drive a damn minivan. We call him Andre the White Russian. No, I'm not really sure why but when I asked him what his name was, he told me it was Andre and he's white, so there you go. I am also married to the most awesome man on the planet. It's true. I never believed that this kind of happiness was possible, given the state of my first marriage but he is one in a million, my husband. And I adore him just as much as he adores me. We've been married almost five years and have yet to really have an argument.

AND from (a now inactive website)... is a relatively accurate description of me...

Jabamba is as bright as a button and as sharp as a blade. If there's ever anything you need to know, Jabamba is the person to ask. Chances are she will know the answer already. If not she will go and ask someone else and she will keep asking until she gets an answer. Jabamba simply cannot stand the idea of a question that has no answer, so if she cannot get a satisfactory explanation she will invent one. A good one. She is after al,l as bright as a button. There are, though, some questions in life which are best left unanswered. The rest of us know to leave them alone. Jabamba cannot resist the urge to explore them. She is drawn to such questions, like... well, like a button to a button hole! Jabamba answers these questions cleverly because, after all as sharp as a blade, but then you know what they say about people who are too sharp...

Jabamba can be very cutting sometimes. She doesn't mean to be. She just can't help it. Jabamba can't stop herself from daring to say what other people hardly dare to think. This is why Jabamba often gets herself into trouble but it is also why Jabamba is such an interesting person to know. Life with Jabamba is never dull. There's always an adventure, a challenge or a deal to be done. Jabamba loves to do deals. The word 'no' is not in her vocabulary. When she hears it Jabamba is immediately tempted to reply "Is that 'no' as in 'maybe', 'no' as in 'I need to be persuaded,' or 'no as in 'not quite yet?' Luckily Jabamba gets clean away with this kind of attitude. Jabamba, at least when it comes to the unanswerable question, is living proof of the old adage "Who dares...wins".
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Interests:95: a pair o'dem shoes, ansel adams, aural, baking, bawls, blood orange martinis, books, british humour, caffeine, canadians, capitalism, capitalist whore, cheese sauce, chippy thingy, chocolate martinis, coffee, colorado avalanche, cooking, cool scars, cute and fuzzy bunnies, dangling participles, danny elfman, denver broncos, dessert wine, doom song, dry wit, eddie izzard, episcopalians, family, fondue, food, food tv, football, freecycle.org, friends, game shows, gir, good grammar, good spelling, grey's anatomy, hockey, humour, in-n-out burgers, indiana jones, invader zim, iron chef, iron chef america, italians, jason statham, john muir, kidlets, local politics, maps, metello, michael symon, mighty mouse, mono lake, monty python, necco wafers, nevada history, oingo boingo, p.i.l., people watching, photography, piggies, pixar, pixie and dixie, pull my hair, reaganomics, recipes, red rock canyon, republicans, ronald reagan, rowland high school, running jumping climbing trees, sarcasm, scrabble, sex pistols, short attention span, short round, sierra nevadas, sleeping in, snatch, snickerdoodles, social distortion, submitting, tattoos, the economist, thomas sowell, tim burton, valley of fire, white trash wine, work ethic, yellowstone national park, yosemite national park
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